FADE IN: EXT. TABITHA'S POOL AREA - DAY The motion-less water is instantly thrusted by a human body swimming underwater. GIRL 2 surfaces out of the water and steps out of the pool drying herself as she joins her friends. TABITHA and her high school friends sit around and look through the yearbook. There's bottled water and some food on the table. GIRL 1 Chase Duley is so fuckable. GIRL 2 Yeah I know, he's in my gym class and when he wears these... ya know like black workout shorts, his thing GIRL 1 You mean, his dick. GIRL 2 Yeah... His dick is like bulging out of them. GIRL 3 Evan Taylor, now he's nice. GIRL 1 Even better: Chase and Evan at the same time. All the girls approve except for Tabitha. TABITHA You guys are so Neanderthal. GIRL 1 Oh come on Tab, just because your sex life is void doesn't mean you have to act like it. GIRL 2 I think she still has it out for her sisters boyfriend. GIRL 1 Tab, do you really think Mike would even look at you over Julie. I mean come on your sister's so gorgeous. GIRL 3 Come on guys, I think it's romantic. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. GIRL 1 Speaking on behalf of the barely legal, our only chance at getting the older guy is to put out. TABITHA Please, how would you even know. Your most innocent date consisted of a hand job. GIRL 1 At least my guys are satisfied. Julie walks in. Tab's friends greet her. JULIE Tab, we have to stop by Mike's on the way to LAX. Lets go. Tabitha gets up and grabs her things. GIRL 1 Call times in an hour, you're not gonna make it. GIRL 3 We'll cover for you, remember it's stage 5 at Warner Bros.. TABITHA Thanks Violet. JULIE Come on Tabitha, lets go! Tabitha waves as her and Julie leave. GIRL 2 I don't get what the big deal is with this Mike guy, Julie can have any guy she wants. It must be his... DICK! GIRL 3 Kiley, you really need a boyfriend. (beat) Besides, who knows why anybody likes anybody. GIRL 1 Duhh... Don't you guys get it, he's a charmer.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. EXT. STREET OUTSIDE OF APARTMENT - DAY MIKE the 26 year old Los Angelino sniffs his armpit, grabs some deodorant from his car and applies. Mike's phone rings and he answers it. He's straightning out a gift basket he got for Julie. The basket contains poker chips, roll of quarters, book on gambling and 3 $100 bills. MIKE (talking to phone) Dave. (beat) Yeah, I need you to fix my car. (beat) I don't know! That's why I paged you. Tabitha's car pulls up. MIKE (CONT'D) Look, I'll see you tonight. EXT. OUTSIDE OF RESTAURANT - DAY Tabitha's car pulls into a space. EXT. TABITHA'S CONVERTIBLE - DAY Tabitha and Julie look back at Mike as he hands Julie her gift basket. JULIE (talking to Mike) You mean I've risked missing my plane for this. Julie takes the three $100 bills and hands Mike back the basket. Julie's cell phone rings, and she picks it up. JULIE (CONT'D) (talking to phone) Hello. (beat) Yeah Tracy, I know. Relax. TABITHA (talking to Mike) I liked the gift. It was cute. MIKE Thanks. EXT. OUTSIDE OF RESTAURANT - DAY Mike is leaning on Julie's side of the car. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. JULIE (talking to phone) I know the Excaliber sucks, but the Bellagio is so hard to get into... Julie acknowledges Mike and covers the phone. Mike kisses Julie, tongue and all. Julie pulls back. JULIE (CONT'D) You'll get it when I get back. MIKE Have fun in Vegas. JULIE Yeah... Thanks. Julie is back on the phone. Tabitha starts the car and looks at Mike as he waves goodbye. Mike acknowledges Tabitha and watches her drive away. Mike hands a bum the gift basket. BUM Thanks! You have a hot chick man! MIKE Yeah, I know. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT We see Mike stagger through the front door of his almost furniture-less studio. He's rehearsing lines from a page of sides. MIKE Really Bob, I didn't know that it unclogs toilets too! That's amazing!! Mike changes his shirt and suddenly hears the shower running. A head pops out of the bathroom and it's Tabitha. TABITHA Hi Mike. MIKE Tab? What are you doing here? TABITHA My car broke down outside on the way home from an extra job. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. MIKE How'd you get in? TABITHA You really need to invest in better locks. MIKE Thanks... Well you need to invest in an agent, extra work is so demeaning. TABITHA I'm not an actor... The bathroom door shuts. MIKE (talking to himself) That's exactly what I used to say. Mike goes back to rehearsing his sides, we hear a knock on the front door. MIKE (CONT'D) It's open. DAVE walks through the door. Mike greets him with a special handshake. DAVE It'd be nice to hear from a friend when he wasn't having car trouble. MIKE Hey, what else are you good for. DAVE A lot more than you. Listen about your car... MIKE You mean, cars... DAVE Cars, what are you talking about, man? We suddenly hear the water stop. Dave and Mike look towards the bathroom door as it opens. Tabitha is wearing only a towel. TABITHA Mike... Can I borrow a shirt? (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. MIKE (talking to Tabitha) Yeah sure, one second. Mike quickly reaches into the closet, grabs a shirt and hands it to Tabitha. Tabitha notices Dave. TABITHA Hi, Dave. DAVE Hey, Tab... Tabitha shuts the bathroom door. DAVE (CONT'D) Doing the younger sister. That's classic. MIKE Listen, she was coming home from an extra gig, and her car broke down outside. That's it. DAVE Right... Well anyway, my band got this gig tonight at the Cole party. I'll look at the cars tomorrow. MIKE What am I supposed to do with Tabitha?? DAVE Hey, you're a guy. Figure it out. MIKE She's 17. C'mon can't you just arrive to the party a little late. DAVE Sorry man. We go on in a 30 minutes, I can't disappoint the fans. MIKE Fine. Just get outta here man. DAVE Wait, can I borrow your May issue of "Celebrity Skin"...ya know, in case I don't get some tonight. MIKE You're fucking unbelievable. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Mike opens the door and tries to push Dave out. DAVE Fine, I'll sweat it... But ya know, if she stays the night, you'll be sweating it even more. MIKE I'll see you tomorrow. Mike shuts the door. Tabitha walks out of the bathroom fixing up her hair. TABITHA So what'd Dave want? MIKE He was gonna fix our cars. (beat) Gimmee your keys, I'll give it a shot. I used to pump gas back in Jersey. TABITHA You couldn't fix your own car, what makes you think you can fix mine? MIKE Good point. TABITHA Looks like we're stuck together. MIKE Why don't you call your mom. TABITHA She works graveyard at Cedar Sinai, remember. MIKE Oh yeah... You can take the bus. TABITHA This late in Hollywood, I don't think so. MIKE (beat) Ok, you're here for the night. But I get the futon. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. TABITHA You've got it. Now we've got the rest of the night to kill. What'ya wanna do. MIKE (beat) I dunno. We could go to the Cole party and check out Dave's band. TABITHA Are they any good? MIKE No, they suck. I'd rather have a night of board games than have to sit through that noise again. TABITHA You're on. MIKE They're right up there. Mike points up at the top of his bookshelf. Tabitha reaches up and looks through the boxes of games, as Mike sits back, he notices Tabitha's underwear exposed. Tabitha picks out a few games, turns around and notices Mike watching her. TABITHA What? Mike suddenly snaps out of it. MIKE Nothing. C'mon lets play. -MONTAGE- 1. MIKE is getting beat at chess, most of his pieces are off the board. 2. MIKE and TABITHA disagree on what to watch on T.V., they wrestle for the remote control. 3. MIKE is getting beat again, this time on the Genesis. 4. MIKE and TABITHA eat pizza. TABITHA watches MIKE stuff his face in disgust, MIKE looks back at her in question. 5. MIKE is still getting beat at chess except this time he has even less pieces on the board, everywhere he move he's in check. MIKE knocks all the pieces off the board. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. TABITHA throws pieces at MIKE -- MIKE retaliates. The montage comes to a close as Mike watches T.V. and Tabitha looks through the T.V. guide. TABITHA Hey put on channel 5, "First Kiss" is on. MIKE Oh Come on... TABITHA What? MIKE Don't you get sick of these romance flicks? TABITHA No. MIKE They're so predictable. First you got the guy and the girl who've been on the wrong romantic track their whole lives and suddenly out of the blue, they're ready for romance. And who do they end up falling for? The girl or guy they least expected, but you as the audience member have been pushing for their romance the whole time. Then in the middle of the movie the couple made in heaven has a little tiff and we see a montage of the girl turning away flowers and giving her guy the silent treatment or something. Of course we see this huge struggle happen in a period of what... 2 minutes. AND FINALLY in the end they go against the odds and get together at last... usually ending with this tasteful long romantic kiss or even this big, overdone wedding. Now the audience is supposed to get this good feeling inside as they exit the theater and most of the female members are in tears because they realize how sad and pathetic their own love life is. Ya wanna know what they do to better it... nothing, they're miserable till the next "Meg Ryan" movie comes out. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. TABITHA Don't you have any hope for finding that special someone. MIKE Julie's special. TABITHA C'mon stud boy, it's a miracle you're still together. She's dumped guys like you after one date. MIKE I know. It feels so great when every guy on the street is jealous that you have a girl that they can only dream of having. TABITHA You really think they're jealous of how shitty that vixen treats you. MIKE Maybe not. But I know they're jealous of all the sexual attention I get. Sorry to break this to ya Tab... your sisters a sexual maniac. TABITHA Listen, after a while the whole sex thing is gonna get boring for you. Then your're gonna get bad at it. That is if you're not already bad... MIKE Hey, never doubt a guys manly-hood, even if he is bad at it. TABITHA Well anyway... at this point the guy's looking for a meaningful relationship, although this may not happen till his mid 30's. Mind you, this is the time when women are experiencing their sexual peek. Now since the guy has reached sexual inadequacy, no woman in her right mind would tolerate it. And the next thing you know the guy's left all alone waiting for "Monday Night Football" to end, because he know's "Ally McBeal" will be on soon. This can be you in a few years if you don't shape up. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. MIKE First off, I don't watch "Monday Night Football." And second of all, Viagra has changed your whole theory. Thirdly... how can a seventeen-year-old know so much? TABITHA I'm not your average 17-year-old. MIKE I hear that. (beat) Ya know when I was your age, I didn't know shit. TABITHA Really. MIKE Yeah, my friends and I would drive around waiting for something to happen... Of course by the end of the night we'd end up hanging out in a parking lot. TABITHA Is that where you picked up on all those Jersey girls? MIKE Yeah right, I was hardly the one to pick up girls. TABITHA Oh come on, I'm sure you've had a whole slew of ex's. MIKE None worth mentioning. The girls I really wanted wouldn't even look at me. TABITHA Well, I would have looked at you. MIKE Yeah sure, girls like you always go for the popular jocks. TABITHA Jocks are so overrated. And I would have gone for you. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12. MIKE Yeah, that's easy to say now. TABITHA Ya know I bet that every girl you ever dated initiated the interest. MIKE Including Julie? TABITHA Especially Julie. MIKE Ok, so I've waited for girls to pick up on me. It's such an unfair standard that the guy has to make the first move. TABITHA Yeah it's unfair, but you're missing the point. Just think if you would have followed the standard, you could of had the hot cheerleader. MIKE You can't prove that. TABITHA Trust me, as a girl I know. MIKE Look, going up to a girl involves the risk of rejection. I hate rejection. TABITHA That's what girls want! A guy that's willing to take a risk. MIKE Why can't the girl take the risk? TABITHA Because, then we look easy. Right? MIKE That's true. TABITHA Look, it's getting late. MIKE Oh c'mon, aren't we gonna watch the classic masterpiece, "First Kiss." (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. TABITHA No, that's ok. I'm tired. MIKE Ok. TABITHA Can I at least get a pillow? MIKE You can have the futon. I'll take the floor. TABITHA Ya know, why should either of us sleep on the floor. When I was in grade school it was considered normal for kids to sleep with the opposite sex. MIKE What grade school was this? TABITHA No seriously, we're both mature enough to sleep in the same bed without anything happening. MIKE The floor is bad on the back. TABITHA It's final, we'll sleep together. Tabitha walks into the bathroom. Mike sits on the bed and thinks. INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT Tabitha finishes washing her face. She then looks in the mirror, checking out her body's front and backside. TABITHA (talking to herself) Ok... I can do this. Tabitha let's her hair down and sprays herself with perfume. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT MIKE (talking to himself) I know I can do this. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14. Tabitha walks out of the bathroom, minus Mike's shirt, this time she's just wearing a bra and her panties. She's looking rather hot. Mike looks at Tabitha. Tabitha makes herself comfortable on the futon. TABITHA C'mon, aren't you gonna join me. MIKE Aren't you a little too undressed. TABITHA What? This is what I sleep in, it's comfortable. Tabitha pulls the covers over her body. TABITHA (CONT'D) Are you sure you're ok with this? MIKE Are you kidding? I'm too tired to even think. The light goes off and Mike gets into bed. The clock reads 1:15 A.M., two hours pass and it reads 3:15 A.M.. Mike is wide awake. He can't stop thinking about the fact that he's sleeping next to a half naked girl. To make matters worse it's getting cold and the only available blanket is the one that Tabitha is using. Mike hangs in there and fights off his male urges, at the same time he's freezing his ass off. TABITHA (V.O.) I can't believe he hasn't made a move yet. Mike gently pulls a little of the blanket over him. Tabitha pretends to roll around in her sleep, she finds a comfortable position laying her head right over Mike's chest. Mike hangs in there. Mike gently lifts Tabitha off of him and moves further away. Tabitha tries again, this time she rolls over and lays over Mike, legs and all. Mike is now skin to skin with Tabitha. Tabitha rubs Mike's inner thigh, this is too much for any man to handle. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15. MIKE Tab, what are you doing? TABITHA Relax. Tabitha kisses Mike's neck and he gets more into it. TABITHA (CONT'D) Does this feel good? MIKE Yes. Mike turns around and begins kissing Tabitha's neck. Mike puts his hands through her hair and notices the butterfly berets. Reality hits Mike. And the pleasures he was feeling from her before have all been ruined. He's looking at the face of an innocent 17 year old. Mike runs for the bathroom. Tabitha watches Mike exit. INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT Lotion, check. Tissues, check. Mike pulls his pants down and begins pleasuring himself. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Tabitha walks to the bathroom and opens the door. INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT MIKE Shit. TABITHA Sorry. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Tabitha shuts the door. She puts a shirt on and sits on the futon. Mike comes out hunched over hiding his hard-on and turns on the light. MIKE What the fuck just happened here? TABITHA I just caught you... MIKE No, not that! I mean this whole night. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16. TABITHA (beat) I don't know. MIKE Oh I get it, so seducing guys is your night job. Which do you like better the seducing or the extra work. I'd imagine the seducing because at least its not as demeaning... TABITHA Mike, I like you. (beat) So I rigged the cars... MIKE You rigged the cars? TABITHA Yeah, the rotor rig. I learned it in auto shop. MIKE Did you tap into my phone too, gee I bet there's cameras on us right now, HELLO INTERNET. TABITHA I thought maybe there was a chance for us. Don't you believe in fate. Mike sits down next to Tabitha. MIKE Yeah I believe in it, but rigging someones car... it's not fate. (beat) Tabitha looks at Mike. MIKE (CONT'D) What? Tabitha kisses Mike. TABITHA (beat) You ready to take the risk. MIKE Tab, you're too young. TABITHA I turn legal in a month. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17. MIKE (beat) Yeah... Look, let's keep this from Julie. TABITHA Sure, sorry I wasted your time. Tabitha gives up and situates herself on the floor and grabs a pillow. Mike looks at Tabitha. MIKE Tabitha. TABITHA Yeah... MIKE (beat) The floor's awfully hard. Tabitha joins Mike on the futon. EXT. STREET OUTSIDE OF APARTMENT - DAY A brand new day has begun as we see two hot girls pull up in a car. Julie is on her cell phone as she gets out of her friends car. Julie pulls away the phone. JULIE Thanks for the ride, Tracy. TRACY'S car pulls away. JULIE (CONT'D) (talking to phone) No I'm back in L.A., we got bumped out of our room. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - DAY Tabitha and Mike are asleep on the futon. EXT. STREET OUTSIDE OF APARTMENT - DAY Julie still on the phone walks towards the front door of the apartment building. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - DAY Tabitha rolls around uncomfortablely on the futon and pulls off her shirt.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. INT. OUTSIDE OF MIKE'S APARTMENT - DAY Julie is unlocking Mike's door. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - DAY The key unlocking the door causes some noise. The door opens and Julie walks in still on her phone. Mike and Tabitha are now awake. JULIE (talking to phone) I gotta go. (talking to Mike) Mike, what the hell is going on!?!? MIKE Why aren't you in Vegas? JULIE I mean my sister?!? Are you sick or something?!? Mike gets up. MIKE Nothing happened. Really... Julie slaps Mike and then looks at Tabitha. JULIE (to Tabitha) The rejects all yours. (to Mike) You are such a looser. Julie runs out the door. Mike throws some jeans and a pair of shoes on and chases after her. EXT. STREET OUTSIDE OF APARTMENT - DAY Julie stomps out onto the street and stops an approaching Porsche. The driver looks interested. Mike runs out and tries to stop Julie. MIKE Wait... Julie... Nothing Happened!! Julie gets in the car. DRIVER Tough luck, dude. They drive off. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19. Tabitha walks over to her car with her things. She opens the hood and begins putting the rotor back. Mike approaches her. MIKE Thanks, thank's for everything. My life sucks enough as it is, and now I just lost a girl that I'll never have a chance of getting again. I mean... I fucking ran my credit cards up for her! TABITHA Ya know I didn't force you into anything. You could'a found a way to get me home last night. You're just letting your manly pride get in the way of the truth. MIKE Oh yeah, and what's that? TABITHA The fact that you've fallen for the little sister. MIKE Are you kidding me?!? TABITHA Fuck you, Mike! You were participating just as much as I was. MIKE Yeah, there was some attraction there. But that's it. (beat) I'm a guy, any girl could have been with me last night and I would've had the same attraction. TABITHA You are such an asshole! MIKE Tab, you're a little High School girl. You belong with some guy you can go to the prom with, not me. Tabitha finishes with her car and shuts the hood. TABITHA I may be young, but I'm not stupid. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. TABITHA (MORE) I don't believe that you can look me in the eyes and honestly tell me that I'm alone in what I'm feeling. If I'm wrong and last night was meaningless to you, then fine... I'll settle for the prom guy. MIKE (beat) It was meaningless. Tabitha walks away and is about to get in her car. TABITHA Mike. There's plenty of Julie's in L.A., I'm sure one of them is waiting to abuse you. Tabitha gets in her car and she's off. INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - DAY Mike sits on his futon looking at pictures of Julie. The door opens and it's Dave. DAVE Hey, I'm here. Dave gives Mike the special handshake. DAVE (CONT'D) What's with all the lotion? Dave wipes his hand on his jeans. MIKE Dry skin. Mike rubs his hands together dissolving the lotion. DAVE What's with you? MIKE Julie came back early, found me and Tab together, and left me. Turns out Tab rolo rigged the cars. DAVE You mean a rotor rig, impressive. Man, this girls got the serious hots for you. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21. MIKE Yeah I know, but I just lost Julie. DAVE Have some optimism man, at least it can't get any worse. MIKE Tab caught me, ya know... in the act. Dave looks down at his hand and wipes it on his jeans. DAVE Wow. So Tabitha left you too, huh? MIKE No, she still wants me. DAVE And your're still sobbing about Julie. Mike hands Dave a picture of Julie. MIKE Look. Dave examines the picture. DAVE (beat) Did you ever look at ice cubes. MIKE Dave please... DAVE No seriously, Ice cubes they're so shiny and fresh. I mean, they take a warm drink and make it excitingly cold. But ya ever pick one up and look through it, there's a lot of imperfections. Then of course the ice melts and your drink has no flavor left. Man that's deceiving. MIKE What the fuck are you talking about? DAVE Your lifestyle. You're trying to freshen it up. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22. DAVE (MORE) Listen man, the point is that Tabitha must like you a lot, especially considering she caught you... ya know. Well anyway Julie, she's really sexy, but she's not real. She's a fantasy... an ice cube. I would turn down any Playboy Playmate for a girl that would like me as much as Tabitha likes you. She's solid. MIKE Really. DAVE Nothing but the truth. MIKE Thanks for everything, but I'm really tired man. DAVE No prob, I know when a man needs his space. Dave walks to the door and suddenly stops. DAVE (CONT'D) So just what did you guys do all night? MIKE Someday when you're old enough, I'll fill you in. DAVE We'll talk soon. (beat) You're a lucky man, Mike Ranner. Dave leaves. Mike rolls over on his futon and lays on something discomforting. He picks it up and its a chess piece. Mike thinks as he looks around the room smiling, he looks down at the chess piece again and puts it on a table. Mike rolls over and is quickly in dreamland. SUPER "ONE MONTH LATER" EXT. OUTSIDE OF JULIE'S HOUSE - DAY Tabitha walks out of the house and gets in her car. As she goes to start her car, nothing happens. It won't start. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23. She gets out of her car to see what's wrong. As she opens the hood, she looks across the street and see's Mike leaning against his car waiving. TABITHA (talking to herself) Hello Pete Mitchell... Mike walks over to Tabitha. TABITHA (CONT'D) So, is this payback time? What do you want, Mike? MIKE To apologize. I'm sorry, I was a jerk. (beat) Listen, I really did had a good time that night. TABITHA You mean... the end of the night. MIKE I mean... the whole night. Mike hands Tabitha a wrapped present. MIKE (CONT'D) Happy Birthday. She opens it and it's a video of the movie "First Kiss." TABITHA Thank you. Too bad you won't watch it with me. MIKE Well actually, I've learned to like these romantic flicks. (beat) This past month has been pretty lonely... and it felt good... to watch Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts. TABITHA Your not getting too soft on me are you? MIKE Hey, it's not like I'm ready for Streisand movies or anything. (CONTINUED)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24. TABITHA We'll just have to work our way up to that. (beat) So, you gonna fix my car? I have to get to school. MIKE I don't know what to do, Dave rigged it. TABITHA Then, can I have a ride? Julie pulls up in a car with the same Porsche-guy from a month ago. Julie gives Mike a dirty look, then gives her new boyfriend a very intimate goodbye kiss. Mike blows it off. EXT. OUTSIDE OF JULIE'S HOUSE - DAY We're looking down at Mike's car while it drives to the end of the street. Suddenly the car comes to a quick stop. INT. MIKE'S CAR - DAY Mike is thinking as he glimpses at Tabitha. TABITHA Are you okay? MIKE (beat) Something's missing... TABITHA (beat) You mean... the long kiss? Mike looks straight at Tabitha. As he's about to move in closer and connect lips... he suddenly hesitates and looks back at the road. MIKE Yeah right. (beat) That's so clich. Mike puts his car in gear and starts driving.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25. EXT. OUTSIDE OF JULIE'S HOUSE - DAY TABITHA (O.S.) Do you have to analyze everything? You ruined a perfectly good moment. MIKE (O.S.) We were about to exchange saliva, I'd hardly call that a moment... The car continues driving through the valley as Tabitha and Mike's discussion rambles on... FADE OUT: